Word for the day and Mail for the day

Alligated
al·li·ga·ted (ăl'ĭ-gā'ted)
v.

1. Bringing to notice the Karnataka state equivalent of Watergate.
2. The process of making the gate that legislators make when one of them gets the itch to assault another.

Usage:
"Allegation is not proof. You have to ask whoever has allegated againt me"

Our beloved CM, HDK used this word to devastating effect while giving an interview to one of those private "aap ko kaisa lag raha hain" tv channels.

Maybe I should not laugh at a rustic theater owner and film producer's english skills. So for kicks, I will put this e-mail up here so that everybody can laugh :D
One of my friend's friend ( :D ) got this e-mail thanks to (HAI, CAN WE START FRENDING? I LOVE YOU) orkut.

It might take some effort to understand given the splendid vocabulary of our man here, but I urge you infinite patience, it is worth it, trust me. Ah, the poetic simplicity, the incredible panache that shines through such modesty, wah, wah!

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Heya xxxxxxxxxxx :)

XXX hea!! checked ya out n thought of droppin a hi... so mind gettin talkin? cos tat's wha we are hea for.. i guess..

about me.. hmmmmmmmmm..dont really like blowin ma trumpet!! modesty pays ya see!! came ta bangalore say 8 months ago. now analyze this : im jus "basically" a marwari, born in Delhi n brought up in BARODA, tha's ma hometown!!!! studyied for 4 yrs in dis sick place called Trichy (cos was rottin at this REC/NIT there!!). in bang bang bangalore right now..

so me a hybrid mule kinda thing.. now, REMEMBER it okay!! :)
(ok, we all should remember that, after all how many can claim to be the direct descendant of a horse and a donkey?)

haha im a real talkative guy... like learnin frm people n respectin them, enjoyin life to d max, and knowin and analyzin people's thoughts... thats what life is about.. theres more to life actually... and i can go on n on n on n on n on...

neways, hmmmmmm.. gues u're bored enuf!! write back, even if you DO mind bein pals.. i mean, jus send a blank NO, n i will respect your decision. trust me, i will.

got msngers? [ i am a retard ]@ hotmail.com and [i will always be so ]@ yahoo.com

keep rappin!!
XXX

PS: forgot d usual crappy stuff : love rappin (dont get me wrong.. love RAPPIN.. not d word with only one P"!!!) , clubbin, Swearin, travellin (i just LOVE IT..) , music(hip hop, rap, punjabi) freakin OTHERS out! spendin time with myself and talking and analyzing.. arguing logically too!! (game?? can bet ma nation on tha!!)

n yeah... im kinda what you'd call a practical guy. wud appreciate if we dont stick to these lame virtual media for interaction... cos ma work hardly gives me ne time for mails n stuff. oh yeah, i know its real difficult n vague ta trust ppl nowadays.. but believe me, im no cheapo or despo ta keep givin u missed calls, or send those stupid lovey dovey FORWARDS! or to pass on ur number.. i just HATE, ABHOR, RESENT al that, n all that puts me off. i dont get it how someone can be so jobless to do that. pity such people who do it... so u cud probably drop in a text on 98XX XXX XXX :)

see ya at d beach??

btw, orkut's blocked at my work place..using it thru another proxy.. and i cant see any pics on any page! so dont think i messaged ya cos of any pic! :)

n yeah.. i hate scrappin.. its like almost showin d whole world what colored undergarments u wearin.. might as well invest d same effort in a mail! :) see ya at d beach?? btw, orkut\'s blocked at my work place..using it thru another proxy.. and i cant see any pics on any page! so dont think i messaged ya cos of any pic! :) n yeah.. i hate scrappin.. its like almost showin d whole world what colored undergarments u wearin.. might as well invest d same effort in a mail! :)
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Now that I have had my laughs, I wonder
Why is the world such a surreal place.