Diet Coke

I am feeling rather flippant today, :-) so here goes:
DC here is Diet Coke, and for those of you who are too dense to know :D, or have been living with Osama or the Taliban, I have modelled it after "Cocaine"by JJ Cale.
when you want to hang out, and also want to keep a count, DC
the sleepies hit you, and you still want to wade through, DC
she dont weigh, she dont weigh, she dont weigh, DC

if youre not just a kid, and you dont want to take a hit, DC
when you wont take the bean, but you still need some caffeine, DC
she dont weigh, she dont weigh, she dont weigh, DC

it has aspartame and acesulfame, DC
phenyleketonurics, pity you wont ever try this shit, DC
she dont weigh, she dont weigh, she dont weigh, DC

The ingredients section on a can sounds like a chemistry experiment gone wrong :D and phenyleketonurics is spelt as phenyleketoneurics on the can. I love her just the same, how can you love anything that does not harm you in some way? :-)

Look what phenylketonuria means: (from here)
"A genetic disorder in which the body lacks the enzyme necessary to metabolize phenylalanine to tyrosine. Left untreated, the disorder can cause brain damage and progressive mental retardation as a result of the accumulation of phenylalanine and its breakdown products"